The human race has produced many motion pictures. Many of them have been labelled as classics. I have seen many of these classics. Quite a few of them have irritated me. I will name a few.
the sound of a train
the phone line
First off, I will not let the turkeys get me down. When someone above me on the totem pole gets stressed over something political, I will not. I will continue to work at the best pace I can, and I will not use my disgust as an excuse to slack off. Furthermore, I will not be disgusted. I will be filled with Tao.
It makes me sad that MSIE has no useful JScript debugger. There’s a debugger, but it’s horrible and approaches useless. There’s also no equivalent to Mozilla’s DOM Inspector, which is wildly useful.
First of all, I’d just like to note that I’m sad to see another year gone without jetcars. It’s almost A.D. 2005 and we have no practical jetcars, no practical videophones, no cyberdecks, and no rollerball. Get to work, people!
Racing Stripes - a young girl decides to jockey a zebra, and rides it to victory. Featuring Steve Harvey and David Spade as the voices of horseflies, one of whom swims around in a human’s coffee, farting. At the Snicket movie, also lousy, the audience laughed.
Like I said earlier, I’ve been playing a lot of Mario Golf this week. Mostly I was focusing on unlocking the “star characters.” When you get the star version of a character, you can play him with slightly different stats and a wildly improved swing. Yoshi, for example, went from driving around 205 yards to driving around 250. Wow!
Today is my second day off from work. It’s dumb to work between Christmas and New Year’s, and my intention is not to do it again.
So, I don’t want to sound like I think Christmas is a materialistic treasure-hoarding event, but here’s my preliminary report:
- a gift certificate to Mangoes
- a big ceramic jar, full of cookies
- a gift certificate to Borders
- a gift certificate to Macy's
- a gift certificate to Walmart
- the Xbox Live starter kit
- a pair of UberOrbs
- book: Don't Think of an Elephant!
- dvd: RoboCop 2
- book: The Joy of Cooking
- book: The DC Comics Encyclopedia
- book: Eats, Shoots & Leaves
- book: Less than Zero
- book: Stealing Sheep
- game: Steel Battalion: Line of Contact
- a crazy knit full-head-and-face mask
- a nice wool scarf
- book: The Princess Bride
- an Inca Cola t-shirt
- an iPod car charger
- four new rubber feet for my PowerBook
- a subscription to In Character magazine
- some ferrero rocher
- ghiradelli chocolate and caramel squares
i take off all of my clothes
and become naked