writing your own dispatcher for fun (profit can come later)

March 22, 2009  🐫 🧑🏽‍💻

Almost a year ago, I wrote to p5p asking about overloading the arrow operator. Specifically, I wanted to be able to change how methods were found and invoked. My most pressing motivation was to help me deal with my undying hatred of AUTOLOAD and UNIVERSAL (and, especially, their interactions), but it had other obvious benefits. Without needing to cater to the idea of “classes are packages” you’d be free to do all kinds of horrible awesome things.

cheshirecat: retirement at last?

March 22, 2009  ⚙️

When I left home for college, I planned to take my heavily, hackily upgraded 386 (actualy a Cyrix Cx486DLC) along with me. It had two full-height ESDI hard drives, and the weird, exposed ribbon cable on the back of one broke about two weeks before I left home. I quickly sold a bunch of things I owned, begged some cash from my dad, and purchased an AT&T mid-tower (a Globalyst, which later became an NCR line). This Pentium 90MHz, marvin, lasted through most of college, and was finally replaced by a Compaq that looked good in the store but turned out to be a real pain.

we ate at greekers

March 21, 2009  🥘

Today, we tried out Greekers, the new place from Billy – the guy behind Billy’s. I don’t know whether we’ll be going back in the near future, even though it wasn’t a horrible experience.

json, yaml, cpan, meta

March 11, 2009  📚 🐫 🧑🏽‍💻

For quite some time now, most distributions uploaded to the CPAN include the file META.yml. This file was introduced by Module::Build, and describes the contents of the distribution. It helps the PAUSE indexer and other tools figure out what the distribution is and contains without a lot of analysis.

emk, rx, swak: tying it all together

March 10, 2009  📧 🐫 🧑🏽‍💻

At long last, I’ve begun really tying together a number of things all meant to be used together. So far, it’s been a huge success and I’m really happy with it. They are:

songs for karaoke

February 27, 2009

This list was inspired by my buddy Marcelo, who made a similar list. These are not in any particular order.

all hail vincent pit

February 25, 2009  🐫 🧑🏽‍💻

I didn’t really know who this Vincent Pit character was until a couple years ago when Variable::Magic showed up. It was pretty cool, and then I’d see him saying crazy cool things on the p5p IRC channel. At some point I said, “Hey, Vincent. I bet you’re just the guy to convince to make it possible to localize something in a higher scope.”